Tom Newsom-mart

The Tom Newsom-mart, contrary to popular belief, does not sell Tom Newsoms. In fact, it is a chain of supermarkets found across Chroniclopia which sells action figures, STIs and symptoms like jaundice.

The Tom Newsom-mart is of course run by Tom Newsom. It comprises of booked appointments and one to one sessions with the retarded man/thing himself as well as the department stores.

Enklebert was schooled here. What he learnt still remains a mystery (especially if you see the article above!).